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Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

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If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

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Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

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If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

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Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

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Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

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I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

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You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

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I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

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You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.