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Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

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My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

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My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.