The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your wallet doubles as a personal trainer ποΈββοΈπΈπ Related Funny Quotes π€ “Where did all your money go?” Iβm either wearing it or eating it. My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, itβs due to lack of money. I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee. Iβm currently on a really effective diet called βI only have twenty dollars until paydayβ. Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you wonβt have money for groceries.