The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Running out of catchy names for body wash? Someone needs to toe the line! 🚿😂🦶 Related funny posts 😂 The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place. Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”. Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something. The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.” Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!