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Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

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It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

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Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

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I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

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I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

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“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

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You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

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IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

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I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.