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The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 mi…

The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 mi…

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Well, that sounds like a rather *time-consuming* wine tasting experience! 🍷⏳ Who needs pricey bottles when you can savor every sip for almost an hour, right? Cheers to enjoying the moment and making every minute count! 🥂😄

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, bottle, drinking, ever, humor, joke, minutes, relationship, spending, spent, time, wine on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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