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I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

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Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

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I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

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Wake me when AI does housework.

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My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

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I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

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I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

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Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

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The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.