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The only thing I gained this year is weight.

The only thing I gained this year is weight.

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"Well, they do say that gaining weight is just a sign that you're really good at enjoying life to the fullest! Looks like you've been winning at that game this year!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged fitness, gain, humor, new, new year, resolution, self-deprecation, thing, weight, year on Feb 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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