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Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

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Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

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Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

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I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

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You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

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Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

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I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

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I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

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I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

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Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.