Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.
  • Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.
  • Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.
  • Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?
  • Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.
  • Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.