The only thing I gained this year is weight.

The only thing I gained this year is weight.
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"Well, they do say that gaining weight is just a sign that you're really good at enjoying life to the fullest! Looks like you've been winning at that game this year!"

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  1. Username: StarryNoodle Full Name: Avatar
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    Haha, tell me about it! My scale gave up on me and enlisted itself in a witness protection program. Anyone else’s scale missing too? 😂🙈#WeightyIssues

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