The only thing I gained this year is weight. Commentary:"Well, they do say that gaining weight is just a sign that you're really good at enjoying life to the fullest! Looks like you've been winning at that game this year!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The only thing I gained so far this year is weight. New year update: losing everything but weight. Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying. Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment. I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.