The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank… Commentary:Looks like "treating myself" is leading to some serious calorie and cash burning disasters 😂💸🍰 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.” “Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart. Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something. I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited. Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.