The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline. Commentary:Looks like "treating myself" is leading to some serious calorie and cash burning disasters 😂💸🍰 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.” I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited. Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay. The only thing that drains faster than my phone battery is my bank account. Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting well wishes for Christmas.