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The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank…

The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank…

Commentary:
Looks like "treating myself" is leading to some serious calorie and cash burning disasters 😂💸🍰

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged account, bank, bank account, care, humor, indulgence, money, phrase, ruined, self, self-care, spending, treat, treat yourself, waistline, yourself on Jul 15, 2025 by slickboy.

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