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Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

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If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

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When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

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Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

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Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

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I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

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If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

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I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

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It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

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I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.