The real pandemic was when everyone was reading The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like we all caught a contagious case of zero f*cks given πππ€·ββοΈ Related funny posts π How is this the same brain that used to remember everybodyβs phone numbers? When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body. Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed. Listen to the birds, not the news. Sucks how every girl Iβm interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.