The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

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As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

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I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

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I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

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My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

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I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

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A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

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There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

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If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

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Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.