The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Life must have lost my "Do Not Disturb" sign 😂🙄🚫 Related funny posts 😂 I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb. I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb. I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you. Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign. Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.