The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Sounds like all that's missing is a laser pointer and some really awkward Q&A! 😂📊 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode. Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her. Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother. America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen. I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb. Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and nearly met Jesus. Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.