The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

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I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

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If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

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I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

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“I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

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I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

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My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

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All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

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Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

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The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

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It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.