The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Finding extra cash during the holidays is like finding a unicorn in my wallet 🦄💸 Related Funny Posts 🤝 It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life. Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting well wishes for Christmas. I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas. When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent. August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.
