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Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

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Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

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Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

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Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

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If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

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My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

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If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

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Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

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Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

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If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

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Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

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I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

Going viral on Facebook:

“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

Trending via Reddit:

I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

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After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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All quiet on the frontal lobe.

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I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

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I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

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It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

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Farting, but with eye contact.

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To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

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I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

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88 shares on Reddit this month:

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

100 shares on Instagram this month:

If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

72 shares on Threads this month:

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

91 shares on Discord this month:

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

81 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

94 shares on Messenger this month:

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

They should invent a word for when you’re alive but not really living.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

Don’t study, get slutty!

19 shares on Twitch this month:

Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

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The quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that Halloween costumes used to be.

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You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

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Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

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Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

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The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

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Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

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Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?

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Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

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Breaking via TikTok:

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

Freshly posted on Slack:

My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

Just landed via Snapchat:

If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

Just landed via Facebook:

Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

Freshly posted on X:

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

Making waves on Reddit:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

Breaking via Messenger:

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Making waves on Messenger:

Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

Just shared via Instagram:

You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

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The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

Farting, but with eye contact.

To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

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