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If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

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Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

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Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

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Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

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If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

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I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

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Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

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My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”