Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.” Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Paying for wisdom, one chuckle at a time! 😂💸🤔 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me. Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time. Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore. If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head. The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.