Therapists are like, โYou donโt owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.โ Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Paying for wisdom, one chuckle at a time! ๐๐ธ๐ค Related funny posts ๐ Listen to the birds, not the news. I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me. A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.” Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Letโs see how much a Land Rover costs. My summer body has been pending for about ten years.