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When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

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My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

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I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

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Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

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I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.