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Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

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Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

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My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

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Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

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You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

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Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

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Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

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Men be like, yes, I hurt you, but now you hate me, so I am the true victim.

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Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are?

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Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

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Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

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People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

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Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

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I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

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Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

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If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

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Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

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Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

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Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

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I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me.

Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

Maximizing rent value by turning ‘homebody’ into an Olympic sport!

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Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.

I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

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I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

I have more trips planned than I have money.

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Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

You know who else works in mysterious ways? Me.

My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.

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