There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough… Funny Quotes August 28, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThere’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough… Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there” Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright. I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol. I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job. I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.
