They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

Commentary:
“Missed marketing opportunity alert! 🚢💸 Imagine floating on a pool raft that channels your inner Rose Dawson while subtly reminding you of Jack’s unfortunate fate. Talk about making a splash with sales! 😆💦 #TitanicPoolRaft #Unsinkable”