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ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

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I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

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Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

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Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

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I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

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About to form my very first opinion.

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So many mistakes to make, so little time.

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Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

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“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.