Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Well, at least when they say "you're what's for dinner," they're not lying! 🍽️😂 Related funny posts 😂 If lying was a job some people would be billionaires. The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. 90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again. Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them. My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.