time heals all wounds.” Wrong! Time is chasing me with a knife. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Running from time like it's auditioning for a horror movie villain role! ππͺπ Related funny posts π Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know. If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore. Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me. I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that theyβre the villain. I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.