Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

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You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

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I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

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You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

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Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

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This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

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I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

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No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

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I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

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One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.