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Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

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Oh, the classic toothpaste vs. drink battle – a timeless matchup indeed 🦷🚫🥤! It's like toothpaste sees your refreshing beverage and says, "Not on my watch, buddy!" 🤣 Next time you take a sip post-brushing, be prepared for a minty surprise twist! #ToothpasteVsDrinkBattle

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged beverage, care, comedy, dental, dental care, drink, drinking, humor, mishap, ruin, sure, toothpaste, unexpected on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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