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  • Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.
  • Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?
  • The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”
  • Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.
  • “Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.
  • I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.