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Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

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Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

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Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

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Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

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2 months ago

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Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

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The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

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Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

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“I’m basically the human version of finding $20 in old jeans.”

58 shares on TikTok this month:

Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

75 shares on Reddit this month:

FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).

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My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

44 shares on Reddit this month:

Thaw me like one of your french fries!

63 shares on Threads this month:

Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

28 shares on Slack this month:

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

46 shares on X this month:

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

88 shares on YouTube this month:

When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

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Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

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You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

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No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

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Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

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The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

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Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

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This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.

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Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

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Drive like no one is watching.

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Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

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Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

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The dragon with the girl tattoo.

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What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, “Hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.”

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Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

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Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

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Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

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I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

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The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

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When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

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Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

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Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

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