Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.