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🌙✨ "Who knew the moon was the real MVP with that night shift hustle?! 🌚 Sorry sun, but the moon's got us covered when it comes to lighting up the night sky in style! 😎 #TeamMoon" 🌟🌝

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15 shares on Discord this month:

When someone yells stop, I don’t know if it’s in the name of love, it’s hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.

85 shares on Reddit this month:

My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

69 shares on Snapchat this month:

An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

35 shares on Slack this month:

My first mistake was leaving the womb.

81 shares on Slack this month:

Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

94 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

93 shares on Snapchat this month:

Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

10 shares on Threads this month:

They say sugar can’t fix your problems. Yeah, well, neither can broccoli. At least cake puts in the effort.

21 shares on Instagram this month:

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

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Spotted on YouTube:

Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

Making waves on Slack:

I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

Going bananas on Discord:

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

Making waves on Telegram:

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

Shared recently on Telegram:

(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

Just shared via YouTube:

All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

Just shared via Instagram:

The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.

Trending via Facebook:

I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

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Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.

If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

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Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.

If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

“There’s a reason religion tells you your reward is after death; it keeps you quiet while you’re being exploited alive.”

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

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