Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle of toasting – a delicate dance between impatience and charred disappointment. 🍞⏳ One must possess the perfect blend of vigilance and nonchalance to achieve the elusive state of golden brown perfection. 🔥🙈 After all, there's a fine line between a well-toasted slice and a fire hazard waiting to happen! 🔥🚫 Remember, while the toast might take its sweet time, life moves fast – so never miss