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  • I avoid drama by being unpopular.
  • I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.
  • Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.
  • Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”
  • My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.
  • “And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.