We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image … Commentary:"Love is in the scare… I mean, air! 🧟♂️💕👹 #MonsterMatch" Related funny posts 😂 When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes. Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly. You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo. You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake. Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.