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Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

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If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

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I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

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My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

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Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

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Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

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I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?