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Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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Turning 50: The decade where mystery pain becomes a daily subscription service! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿค•

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 50s, age, age humor, aging, humor, joke, life, life stage, middle, middle age, new, pain, stage, welcome on Jul 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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