Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

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Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

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I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

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We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

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People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

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A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.