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Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

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Spotted on Snapchat:

We’ve got a shituation here.

Making waves on TikTok:

Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

Going viral on Instagram:

Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I hate that I’m so indecisive. Actually, I don’t know if hate is the right word.

Making waves on Slack:

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

Just landed via WhatsApp:

You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

2 months ago

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Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan.

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I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

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I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

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“I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.”

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At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.

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Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

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100 shares on Pinterest this month:

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

24 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

96 shares on X this month:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

76 shares on Instagram this month:

The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Are you a software update, because not now!

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

They should invent a day where it all works out.

37 shares on Pinterest this month:

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Please have a seat and witness my self-destruction firsthand.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Life is really sucking the life out of me.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

They should invent a day where it all works out.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Being strange is exhausting.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.

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Just shared via Reddit:

I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

Breaking via Twitch:

Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

Spotted on X:

It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

Spotted on Discord:

Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

Shared recently on Instagram:

If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

Spotted on Pinterest:

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

Spotted on Telegram:

Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

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Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

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Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan.

I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

“I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.”

At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.

Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

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