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One thing that could really โ€œlevel-upโ€ the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

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Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

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Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

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I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

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Itโ€™s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

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The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

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There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always โ€œNever.โ€

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Itโ€™s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

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