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I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

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An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

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You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

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I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

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I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

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It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

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Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

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I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

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If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

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Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.