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Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

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Spotted on Messenger:

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

Making waves on Threads:

Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

Going bananas on Discord:

Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.

Making waves on YouTube:

Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

Breaking via Telegram:

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

Going viral on X:

I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

Making waves on Discord:

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

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Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

60 shares on Snapchat this month:

My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.

78 shares on Telegram this month:

When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

38 shares on WeChat this month:

What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

26 shares on Slack this month:

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

56 shares on X this month:

Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

13 shares on WeChat this month:

Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

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I, unfortunately, was born without any interest in Avatar.

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Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

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Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

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Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

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True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

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Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

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The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day.

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Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

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Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

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Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

I will marry a tall, masculine, lovey-dovey man who can’t breathe when I ignore his existence.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

A real smartphone would cut you off.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

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Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

Seen just now on X:

Asking him what his favorite dinosaur is on the first date to determine compatibility.

Live now on Twitch:

No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Cafeteria is a beautiful name for a baby girl.

Spotted on Instagram:

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Spotted on Discord:

I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

Going bananas on Reddit:

My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

Going viral on Instagram:

It’s our first time on Earth, so why are you a life coach?

Live now on Twitch:

The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

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