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When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

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My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

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My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

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Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

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Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

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Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.