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"Saving myself for marriage… or just saving you from discovering my true level of annoyance 🤷♀️💍 Beware, the surprise awaits! 😂 #KeepingItReal"
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When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.
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