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"Saving myself for marriage… or just saving you from discovering my true level of annoyance 🤷‍♀️💍 Beware, the surprise awaits! 😂 #KeepingItReal"

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I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

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Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze!

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

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I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

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Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

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Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

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74 shares on Slack this month:

Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.

73 shares on TikTok this month:

Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

67 shares on Discord this month:

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

51 shares on Threads this month:

The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

42 shares on Messenger this month:

Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.

94 shares on Threads this month:

“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

11 shares on Telegram this month:

If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

35 shares on WeChat this month:

Wake me when AI does housework.

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I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

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Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

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My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

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In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

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No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

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Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.

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It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

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I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

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A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.

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I disagree with my politics.

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Shared recently on Telegram:

I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

Going bananas on WeChat:

I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

Going viral on Instagram:

A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

Breaking via Snapchat:

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Going viral on Twitch:

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

Just shared via Instagram:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

Just landed via TikTok:

I’ve accepted I’ll never retire. I’ll be working up until my funeral… probably using a vacation day for it.

Seen just now on Slack:

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

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When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

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I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze!

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

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