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When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I…

When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I…

Commentary:
"Taking a stroll equipped with both dog treats and people treats? 🐶🍬 Better watch out for those mix-ups! One accidental snack swap could lead to some very confused (and possibly offended) companions. Stay vigilant, treat distributor extraordinaire!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, bring, dog, dog treat, humor, i, never, outdoor, outdoor activity, owner, people, people treat, pet, pet owner, take, treat, walk on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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