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Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

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Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

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You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

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Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

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Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

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If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

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Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

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Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

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Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

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Going viral on Discord:

My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan.

Trending via Telegram:

They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

Live now on Instagram:

They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

Just landed via X:

Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

Reported on YouTube:

The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

Jan 25, 2025

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

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Ah, the classic parent-child fashion struggle! 🤦‍♂️ It seems like matching outfits with questionable choices were the norm back in the day. 🤣 Who knew that shoulder pads and neon colors could bring such fond memories! 🌈 #ThrowbackFashionTrends

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Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

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Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

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There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

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Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

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Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

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For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

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Spotted on Telegram:

The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

Just landed via Threads:

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

Reported on Instagram:

Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

Trending via Snapchat:

You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

Just landed via Snapchat:

If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

Breaking via Snapchat:

You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

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If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

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