When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic parent-child fashion struggle! 🤦‍♂️ It seems like matching outfits with questionable choices were the norm back in the day. 🤣 Who knew that shoulder pads and neon colors could bring such fond memories! 🌈 #ThrowbackFashionTrends

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