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GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

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But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

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Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

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Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

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Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

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Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

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At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

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Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

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Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

Spotted on Facebook:

I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

Making waves on YouTube:

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it.

Making waves on WeChat:

No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

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They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

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I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

Seen just now on Threads:

Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

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Baby, no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.

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Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

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Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.

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Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

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If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

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If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

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42 shares on Pinterest this month:

As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

84 shares on WeChat this month:

Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

79 shares on Threads this month:

My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

31 shares on TikTok this month:

I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

79 shares on YouTube this month:

You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

92 shares on Instagram this month:

It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

79 shares on Twitch this month:

You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

42 shares on TikTok this month:

The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

“Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

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Freshly posted on Threads:

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

Going viral on Facebook:

Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

Going viral on Instagram:

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

Going bananas on Telegram:

My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

Shared recently on Discord:

Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.

Breaking via YouTube:

This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

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If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

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