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Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

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Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

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I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

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I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

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I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

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Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

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Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.