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When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing…

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing…

Commentary:
"Ah, the past, always trying to slide back into your DMs like an old ex! 📞🚫 Don't give in – that book has been read cover to cover, dear past! 📖😄 Let's stay focused on the NOW and the NEXT chapter! 🚀🔮 #MovingForward"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, answer, call, calls, forward, humor, life, new, nothing, past, tell on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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