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When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take…

When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take…

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And I used to resist my future life goals… guess I peaked in kindergarten! 😴🏡🍏🌙

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adult, bed, bedtime, childhood, early, food, goal, goals, home, humor, junk, junk food, kid, nap, parenting, punishment, realization, realize, snack, stay, stay home, take on Jul 19, 2025 by slickboy.

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