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Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

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Man, these end times are taking forever.

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I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

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Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

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Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

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Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

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Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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They should invent someone who holds me.