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Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

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Why make new mistakes when you can keep repeating the same old familiar ones.

Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

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My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I will eventually be able to get back in the bed.

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

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I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

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I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

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Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

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With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

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