Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I… Commentary: Always knew there was a reason I got teary-eyed during cat videos! 🐱😂📅 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar? The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period. I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it. A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have. I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.