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"Maybe all wolves need is some love and positive reinforcement to unleash their inner 'good boy' potential! 🐺🐶 Who knows, they might start wagging their tails instead of howling at the moon! 🌕😄"

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Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

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Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

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Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

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We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

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You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

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I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

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At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

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Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

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Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

87 shares on Reddit this month:

I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

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I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

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I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

95 shares on Telegram this month:

Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

30 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

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Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

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It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

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Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

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I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

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Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

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I feel like smashing my phone would be cathartic.

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Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

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Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

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I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

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When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

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Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

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Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

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Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

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Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

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Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

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Don’t blame the alcohol. You were an idiot before you started drinking.

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If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

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My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

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Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

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Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

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