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Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

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Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

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Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

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I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

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Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

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When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

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You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

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I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

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Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

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I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.