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You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

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"Who knew cooking brown rice required a schedule ๐Ÿ“† while eggs just need a quick timer โฒ๏ธ? Brown rice be like 'Hold on, let me check my calendar before I get all chewy and clumpy!' ๐Ÿš๐Ÿคฃ #KitchenConundrums"



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