You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar. Posted onMay 27, 2024May 27, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked. According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8. According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people. This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers. These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.