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You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

Commentary:
"Who knew cooking brown rice required a schedule 📆 while eggs just need a quick timer ⏲️? Brown rice be like 'Hold on, let me check my calendar before I get all chewy and clumpy!' 🍚🤣 #KitchenConundrums"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged brown, brown rice, calendar, cooking, egg, food, humor, management, perfect, perfectly, rice, tell, time, time management, timer on Nov 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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