You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When your argument falls on *deaf* ears… because earplugs! 🎧🙉😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it. I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand. A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!” When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!” One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.